Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.
I work at Office Max, and they play this at LEAST once a week.
Dude who calls Robot Unicorn Attack the “Ancient Internet”, I remember loading up Hotbot in my Netscape browser to do searches for 500 pixel high scanned pages of Zelda doujinshi arranged on grey, background-free voids that would take five hours to load.
S I E S I N D D A S E S S E N U N D W I R S I N D D I E J A G E R
Okay I saw these on Facebook and was like
'fucking female titan right there in the middle
It’s like kurloz, female titan, and surgeon simulator on a bunch of swim suits.
If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request.
I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has no jacket pockets.
So then every episode her sonic moves. Like one day it’s in her hair, and then her belt, and then tucked into her shirt, and she just constantly complains about the lack of pockets.
look at this guy
he actually has
A really cute smile
Of course though
he’s not all fun and games
Dude will fuck shit up
and still make the best expressions
as the story progresses
i mean wow
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English
WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK
"real life doesnt have trigger warnings" imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like "sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:" when everyone started going into anaphylactic shock
Or movies stop having previews or ratings and 5 year olds are crying in Quentin Tarantino movies and their parents are saying “time to grow up (:”
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
It doesn’t matter what fandom, just pass it on. Add your own fandom if you don’t see it.
Attack on Titan
Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit
The Hunger Games
This was the closest source i could find.(X)
Song of the Lioness Discworld
Circle of magic
Welcome to Night Vale
Dont Take It Personally Babe, It Just Aint Your Story
city of bones
The Infernal Devices
The Mortal Instruments