waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this


HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

ask-gallows-callibrator:

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

dem-deutschen-volke:

dem-deutschen-volke:

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

dem-deutschen-volke:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

RIGHT I CAN FORGIVE ALL THAT

ALL THAT

EXCEPT ‘TIRE' AND 'LEARNED

E.G: ‘I LEARNED MATH’ AND ‘HEY JIM CAN YOU HELP ME FIX THE TIRE?’

NO.

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I spell half of this like americans and then half like britians and then there are those few  i just spell wrong because both ways just look weird to me. 
But seriously like 
aeroplane? 
2 L’s and an extra E in jewelry? 
ageing? (<— that just makes me twitch) 
P.S. historic side of tumblr— is all these differences due to the time period america was trying to americanize all the immigrants comming in— thus deciding to change the language it’s self as well to try and be more unique or whatever? 

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

she, he, they, im, yea, well, if, ok

trollzin:

hi-im-becca:

somerandombandchick:

The Moth Pit

Omfg

so thats what moths are doing

toastdurr:

thank u mirror writing

bluekomadori:

Transform

criedwolves:

the real slim shady

peachxpit:

accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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